Finally 3D done right! The 3D in this movie was so real that I had to give this movie a high five and a slap in the face! No doubt my friend filmmaking has finally reached the next level. I have pretty much built my reputation on my no holds bared style of reviewing. The big machine that we lovingly call Hollywood has been cranking out crap after piece of crap for a long time. I cant tell you how happy I am to see that someone in tinsel town got it right.
Every since the very first blind date, horror and romance have been intertwined like Keanu Reeves and bad acting. As most of you know My Bloody Valentine is a remake. In most instances a remake is a huge mistake and you are left wanting to shoot the bastard that came up with the idea to remake the movie in the first place.
Normally the rule of thumb is that remakes suck. This defiantly isnt the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. The brilliant minds behind this technology have knocked this one out of the park and right into the laps of the viewers.
Be prepared " once the words, Put On Your 3D Glasses appears on the screen the shit is going to hit the fan. Its on after that point. You will be engulfed by huge balls of fire coming so close to your face that you will be able to feel the heat. Not to mention the pickaxes, and flying bullets that will be coming your way.
Dont get me wrong there are times that the 3D effects seem a little gimmicky because the story forces the occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the time the 3D is right on point.
Did some one mention nudity? Oh it was me Well since we are on the subject this flick even raised the bar for the way nudity is revealed in a horror flick. No more of that peek-a-boo nudity. You know what I am talking about. Now you see it now you dont type of nudity. If you were reaching for some popcorn there is a good chance that you could have missed it. Well you dont have to worry about that nonsense with My Bloody Valentine because the nudity is right in your face. Wow 3D Breast! I bet you didnt expect to read that in this review, now did ya! Since I am trying to keep things clean I will move on
I would like to take a few seconds to address those in charge of distribution and marketing for this film. I have a few questions that I would like the answers too. Will this movie be released on DVD? If so will the DVD be in 3D? If so will the DVD come with the glasses? Just encase I decided to keep my 3D glasses from the movie theater.
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood found a way to finally bootleg proof pirated movies? In a recent interview an employee from the REAL D company which is the company behind the new 3D technology. This guy was bragging that this new technology would virtually eliminate pirating all together. Surly this is someone who doesnt understand the underbelly of the Internet. I guarantee you that by the end of the year someone will find a way to bootleg this new technology. - 15465
Every since the very first blind date, horror and romance have been intertwined like Keanu Reeves and bad acting. As most of you know My Bloody Valentine is a remake. In most instances a remake is a huge mistake and you are left wanting to shoot the bastard that came up with the idea to remake the movie in the first place.
Normally the rule of thumb is that remakes suck. This defiantly isnt the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. The brilliant minds behind this technology have knocked this one out of the park and right into the laps of the viewers.
Be prepared " once the words, Put On Your 3D Glasses appears on the screen the shit is going to hit the fan. Its on after that point. You will be engulfed by huge balls of fire coming so close to your face that you will be able to feel the heat. Not to mention the pickaxes, and flying bullets that will be coming your way.
Dont get me wrong there are times that the 3D effects seem a little gimmicky because the story forces the occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the time the 3D is right on point.
Did some one mention nudity? Oh it was me Well since we are on the subject this flick even raised the bar for the way nudity is revealed in a horror flick. No more of that peek-a-boo nudity. You know what I am talking about. Now you see it now you dont type of nudity. If you were reaching for some popcorn there is a good chance that you could have missed it. Well you dont have to worry about that nonsense with My Bloody Valentine because the nudity is right in your face. Wow 3D Breast! I bet you didnt expect to read that in this review, now did ya! Since I am trying to keep things clean I will move on
I would like to take a few seconds to address those in charge of distribution and marketing for this film. I have a few questions that I would like the answers too. Will this movie be released on DVD? If so will the DVD be in 3D? If so will the DVD come with the glasses? Just encase I decided to keep my 3D glasses from the movie theater.
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood found a way to finally bootleg proof pirated movies? In a recent interview an employee from the REAL D company which is the company behind the new 3D technology. This guy was bragging that this new technology would virtually eliminate pirating all together. Surly this is someone who doesnt understand the underbelly of the Internet. I guarantee you that by the end of the year someone will find a way to bootleg this new technology. - 15465
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